The good times are killing me.

softerworld:

A Softer World: 764

(Can we be friends? I would try to be a good friend.)

And this is one of the many reasons why this woman is a freaking genius and I love her; in a non-stalkery way, of course.

(Source: thenearsightedmonkey)

(via dreazil)

thenearsightedmonkey:

Parakeets ate the lower right corner

bananapeppers:

WAIT

is Fahrenheit 451’s ebook release actually funny because the device is called a kindle?

(Source: teachingliteracy, via theburrow)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LISTEN TO ME. PLEASE. YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP POSTING QUOTES ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT VERIFICATION. YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE THE QUOTE IS AN ACTUAL QUOTE AND NOT AMENDED, WARPED, OR PATENTLY FALSE. YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE THE SOURCE IS CORRECT. YOU CAN’T JUST SEE A STRING OF PRETTY WORDS AND THEN SPREAD THEM LIKE SOME SORT OF VIRUS THROUGH MILLIONS OF LAZY, IMPRESSIONABLE BLOGGERS SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU CAN’T BE BOTHERED TO -AT THE VERY LEAST- GOOGLE IT. CHECKING IN AN ACTUAL BOOK WOULD BE FAR TOO DIFFICULT FOR YOU. I KNOW YOU’RE JUST ‘TUMBLING’ OR ‘TWEETING’ OR WHATEVER, BUT DO YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING? A REPORTER IS ONLY AS GOOD AS HIS SOURCE? IT’S LIKE THAT. YOUR CREDIBILITY IS AT STAKE, AND YOU ARE MAKING THE WORLD STUPIDER.

WHO SAID THAT THING ABOUT REPORTERS?

OSCAR WILDE.

IT’S PRETTY SMART.

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO MURDER YOU.